Sometimes I wonder if there are any invisible people or ghosts following me and then I think about all the stuff they must hear and see me do and I suddenly get nervous that they’re judging me.









People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.

People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.

Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.

Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.

2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.

There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.

There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.

There are over 600 pokemon.

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Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?



nickleddy:

Lidstrom isn’t going to retire

he’s going to play until he shrivels up and dies.

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shesgotwhatittakes:

In case any of you forgot, Michael Buble is better than everyone else ever.


Michael Bublé is the Frank Sinatra of our generation.
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